So apparently sometime in my 30+ years I turned into a magician. I didn't realize that came with old age and I'm not quite sure how I feel about this "magical gift".
Anyone wanna trade magical powers?? I'll give you my AMAZINGLY AWESOME ability to flash forward and even throw in my super mom ability to be (somewhat) functional with only a few hours of sleep! I'll take anything ELSE you got. ;) Anyone?..... Anyone??
JUST TWO WEEKS ago I had our second baby!! A BOY! Can you even believe it?! A VERY handsome 8lb 1oz, 20" baby bear. So tiny with the softest, sweetest coos you've ever heard.
AND....wouldn't you believe....JUST LAST WEEK!!!....ONE single, solitary week later, he TURNED ONE! Amazing right?!
#NONONONONONONONO! and #NO!
What in hell is happening here?! What alternate universe are we living in?! He JUST let me sleep through the night?! He was just 8lbs! We are STILL celebrating his BIRTH for crying out loud!! #WhyInTheSamHellCrap does it all have to FLY by so fast?! So I can charge full steam ahead but I can't hit the pause button? Or flash BACK?! Ugh.. I think my powers are broken. #RefundPlease
So my bear turned one (on August 11th) and because I couldn't figure out how the hell to do anything about it, I decided to document it instead.
Because what else can you do? AND because he's so dang CUTE! ;)
Cell phone pictures follow.. too cute and funny not to share!
DUDE was LOVING it! :)